Microsoft Conversation

MS:  “You can’t possibly know how you need your computers configured.”

User:  “umm… I need my workstation to operate as expected to get my work done.”

MS:  “Nope.  Here… play a game”

User:  “I’m trying to work on my company owned Win10 Pro machine.”

MS:  “Look!  XBox integration & built in social media…”

User:  “I’m gonna get fired if I don’t get this work done by lunchtime.

MS:  “Oh… Update time… Please wait while we download and install a complete new OS (and advertisements).  Your machine may reboot multiple times.”

User:  “hhhmmm… Linux looks nice…”