{"id":72,"date":"2020-06-22T22:35:18","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T02:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blarg.tinkernet.ca\/?p=72"},"modified":"2020-06-22T22:35:18","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T02:35:18","slug":"win10-install-can-be-so-satisfying-nsfw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blarg.tinkernet.ca\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"Win10 Install can be so satisfying&#8230; [NSFW]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>2020\/06\/10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Some stream of conciousness discussion from Discord)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Slight background: Using a Dell T310 server as a testbed machine. Already have pfSense installed on SATA-A &amp; Linx Mint 19.3 on SATA-B. Attempting to add Windows 10 on SATA-C.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 21:16)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So&#8230;&nbsp; Just setting up a thumbdrive for the install required booting my Windblows laptop &amp; waiting over an hour so far&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Start to finish with a blank thumbdrive &amp; no ISO to work from takes less than half an hour for Mint&#8230;&nbsp; regardless of OS on the machine you use&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ok&#8230; so it says &#8220;media is ready&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then makes me wait further&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now we see if it&#8217;ll boot &amp; install&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>aaannnddd&#8230;&nbsp; Now to manually enter a bunch of arbitrary digits&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&amp; Windblows says an unformatted 500GB drive doesn&#8217;t have sufficient space to install&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TheGuruOfNothing (Today at 21:36)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lol<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which is totally wrong<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 21:37)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Starting over with the other 2 drives completely disconnected&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>oh yah&#8230;&nbsp; Keyboard only is not acceptable while installing Windblows&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>well&#8230;&nbsp; goes further if there&#8217;s only one drive in the machine&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(probably won&#8217;t boot with the other drives reconnected of course&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>woo hoo&#8230; installing &#8220;features&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(fuck xbox integration &amp; candy fucking crush&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>little twirly balls thing is annoying&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So far&#8230;&nbsp; Win10 install is a 2 beer process&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Getting ready&#8221; my hairy ass&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh&#8230;&nbsp; Look&#8230;&nbsp; Rebooting AGAIN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Just a moment&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Define a &#8220;moment&#8221; please&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/browse\/moment\">Definition of moment from Dictionary.com, the world\u2019s leading online source for English definitions, pronunciations, word origins, idioms, Word of the Day, and more.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yo&#8230; MS&#8230; Don&#8217;t think you&#8217;ve quite grasped the definition of the word&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OI&#8230; ain&#8217;t no microphone&#8230; speech recognition ain&#8217;t gonna work even if you did it right&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No&#8230; Fuck you&#8230; You don&#8217;t need my location&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My device weighs 30 kg&#8230;&nbsp; I know exactly where it is&#8230;&nbsp; I&#8217;ll find it myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even &#8220;Basic&#8221; diagnostic data is excessive&#8230; die in a fire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuck you.&nbsp; I have no interest in helping you to recognise my &#8220;Inking &amp; Typing&#8221; style.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuck you with a white hot steel bar!&nbsp; I don&#8217;t want fucking personalized advertisements inside a fucking product I&#8217;ve been overcharged for in the first place.&nbsp; Fuck you &amp; ALL of your ads.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Again&#8230;&nbsp; Fuck you and your ads&#8230;&nbsp; If my &#8220;Apps&#8221; are sending telemetry to customise ades, it&#8217;s time to remove them from my computer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I understand that the number of ads won&#8217;t change.&nbsp; I also understand that goddamned number should be ZERO!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuck you hard!&nbsp; No fucking way I&#8217;m giving you my mobile phone number.&nbsp; Just fucking NO!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WTF?&nbsp; Onedrive backups whether I want them or not???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TheGuruOfNothing (Today at 22:13)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"261\" height=\"46\" src=\"https:\/\/blarg.tinkernet.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screenshot-from-2020-06-22-22-24-35.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-74\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 22:14)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Geezus H. Christ!&nbsp; Office 365 is a fucking Joke!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh Christ!!!&nbsp; Cortana??? NO!&nbsp; FUCKING NO!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hi&#8221; to you too&#8230;&nbsp; Gonna give me back my computer soon?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nope<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TheGuruOfNothing (Today at 22:15)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Every part of windows has become google. Overpriced, spying on you, software as a service, bloatware out the ass, stupidly large stuff that is ALWAYS vulnerable to viruses&#8230; did I mention costly?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 22:15)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;This might take several minutes&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TheGuruOfNothing (Today at 22:15)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think I am gonna change mom and dads laptop to Mint<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 22:16)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yah know&#8230;&nbsp; I started this install at 2030&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it&#8217;s 2216&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TheGuruOfNothing (Today at 22:16)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And it won&#8217;t be done until the year 2030<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 22:16)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m halfway through beer #3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Redmond is too far a drive &amp; I&#8217;d probably not be allowed across the border with 3000 rounds of 7.62&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Holy Shit&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Welcome To Fucking Windows&#8221;!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With an immediate advertisement for the App Store&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How in fuck is waiting for Windblows to find a compatible video driver (For one of the oldest GPUs still in common use&#8230;) gonna lower battery life on this AC powered machine???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;By activating Windows, you get the best experience, free from interruptions.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"924\" height=\"96\" src=\"https:\/\/blarg.tinkernet.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screenshot-from-2020-06-22-22-25-06.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-75\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blarg.tinkernet.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screenshot-from-2020-06-22-22-25-06.png 924w, https:\/\/blarg.tinkernet.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screenshot-from-2020-06-22-22-25-06-300x31.png 300w, https:\/\/blarg.tinkernet.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Screenshot-from-2020-06-22-22-25-06-768x80.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 924px) 100vw, 924px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now&#8230;&nbsp; Fresh install using their fucking media creation tool&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time to &#8220;Check for updates&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Place yer bets&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Holy MotherFuck!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>they actually don&#8217;t have any updates for this brand-new install&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m deeply confused&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just a red one short of 2 hours of dumb&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OTOH&#8230;&nbsp; about to reconnect the other 2 drives &amp; see what happens&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>pfSense can still boot on SATA-A<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where the hell did SATA-B go???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MotherFucker!!!&nbsp; Fucking Windblows installed killed SATA-B boot sector!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Damnit!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/index.php\/File:Face_with_symbols_over_mouth.png\"><img src=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/images\/thumb\/b\/bb\/Face_with_symbols_over_mouth.png\/37px-Face_with_symbols_over_mouth.png\" alt=\"Face with symbols over mouth.png\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Aaannnddd&#8230;&nbsp; Windblows won&#8217;t boot&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FUCK WINDOWS!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 22:47)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/index.php\/Special:FilePath\/2020-06-10_22.42.29.jpg\"><img src=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/images\/thumb\/e\/e7\/2020-06-10_22.42.29.jpg\/200px-2020-06-10_22.42.29.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/index.php\/Special:FilePath\/2020-06-10_22.42.38.jpg\"><img src=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/images\/thumb\/7\/74\/2020-06-10_22.42.38.jpg\/200px-2020-06-10_22.42.38.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TheGuruOfNothingToday at 22:48<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No bullet hole?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/index.php\/Special:FilePath\/2020-06-10_22.43.17.jpg\"><img src=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/images\/thumb\/b\/b5\/2020-06-10_22.43.17.jpg\/200px-2020-06-10_22.43.17.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/index.php\/Special:FilePath\/2020-06-10_22.43.42.jpg\"><img src=\"https:\/\/wiki.tinkernet.ca\/images\/thumb\/3\/3c\/2020-06-10_22.43.42.jpg\/200px-2020-06-10_22.43.42.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 22:48)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8230; Fixed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TheGuruOfNothing (Today at 22:48)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poor drive didnt know what hit it. Got windows all over its face and then got hit by a train<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tinker (Today at 22:49)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Might been a little annoyed&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That 10 lb hammer is quite satisfying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2020\/06\/10 (Some stream of conciousness discussion from Discord) (Slight background: Using a Dell T310 server as a testbed machine. 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