Our F\u00fchrer, who art in Mar-a-Lago,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in DC.
Give us this day our daily chaos.
And pardon us our convictions,
as we abuse those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into sanity;
but deliver us from justice.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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